VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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