I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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