yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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