he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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