Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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