don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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