some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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