There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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