...so i touched it.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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