I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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