you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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