I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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