what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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