So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
