And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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