it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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