also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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