I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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