We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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