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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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