margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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