How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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