you would pick up someone in the library
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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