You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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