brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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