That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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