Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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