I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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