the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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