You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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