I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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