Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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