do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
so much tequila, so little girl.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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