Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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