I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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