im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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