i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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