found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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