This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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