so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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