school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I need moral support for this bender
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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