so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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