I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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