Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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