i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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