I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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