I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
