Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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