That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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