just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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