you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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