I feel like I'm in dance class right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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