I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
